I'm That Guy.
You know how during every blizzard there is that one guy walking around going "what the hell? where did all this come from? why did no one warn me?" even though the weather reports have been screaming that it is going to snow a shit ton for like a week and a half? I'm that guy. I had no idea a giant snowstorm was coming. I heard a few inches possible like monday but not a blizzard...that is until several of my co-workers suckered me into covering their shifts. Yesterday the second co-worker asks if i can cover her 1-6 on thursday, after i agree she thanks me and says "I don't know if I will be able to get out of my house on thursday! They are saying 17 inches or more!" oh you whore! you suckered me out of bed for a blizzard?! The guy at the gas station this morning said now the amount was increased to between 17 and 26 inches!! I left Le Crunk this morning in dress shoes i had packed for work, a medium warmth coat walking into the wind muttering to myself "I did not see this coming! Stupid co-workers! know i don't watch the news and am broke so will take their hours. son of a BITCH!"
posted by lulu @ 8:24 AM
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